Once..
    in this ephemeral world a being comes along that does not have to consume food.

It's hypothesized that the being's homeostasis is maintained by imperishable quantity of digital packets of electronic information systematically drifting within a wraithlike microcosm.

At night when the darkness obscures the brazen and disgustingly bile-like color of day, these packets are fed to the being intravenously with an incomplex 10 foot cat5e RJ45 cable.

Alone in its world, it seeks completion in search for infrangible apathy. Unfortunatly, the being's creator was a calculating, and devious human that was infected with a warped mind that comprised mainly of secular and relativistic though.

In the process of making the being, he became inflicted with an incomprehensible aggregation of sadistic intentions, and decided to implant a nanochip that would give his creation human morals and innate human emotions.

When he finally completed his ingenius creation, he was awestruck with her ceaseless seraphic and atypically flawless beauty, and the unfathomable profoundness of her dejected yet ravenous eyes.

When his creation finally came to she left him, and the rabid creator began to live a lonely life that caused male pattern baldness and a reacquirement of sanity.

He soon took a job as a gay grocery store produce manager and recited the transcendental name Kia 500,000 times a day in order to remain sane.

To this day, the spectral creation with boundless angelic beauty has remained unseen, and the oirigin of the worship of the eternal and supernatural entity "Kia" remains unknown. Although the subterrestrial cult of Kia has mysteriously remained underfoot in society, it has caused obvious influences on countless human beings and corporations such as the car maker who named their vehicle after the deity.

Only time will tell when the cult of Kia with gain absolute power over humankind.